Funny Skip Hire Newcastle Jokes

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Funny Skip Hire Newcastle Jokes

“Jack was sat at home thinking…..what can i do to improve the house?…… ahhh some DIY needs to be done, like knocking down the old garage…. but where will i put the mess after its been knocked down?…ohh yes a skip from the council would do he thought. so later on jack rings the council ” I’d like to ask you could i have a skip outside my house?” he inquired, the council worker on the phone took a few seconds pause ” you can cartwheel around the fucking block for all i care”

By I- Punch- Nuns Blog

Funny Skip Hire Gateshead Story

“A couple who were planning their wedding claim a skip company dumped eight tonnes of rubble on their driveway following a dispute.

Sonia and Alistair Anderson spent £20,000 renovating their home in Gateshead in the months leading up to their wedding.

But they ended up in dispute with Middlesex-based company, Uxbridge Skip Hire, when the firm said the couple had overloaded the skip and refused to take it away.

She said: ‘We’ve had a number of skips because we did the whole house, but when we wanted to do the garden we needed the biggest one they had.

 ‘It had bricks and mortar in the skip, but it was level and I was unaware that there was a limit on the weight you could put in it – no-one had ever told me anything about that.

‘But they came to take it away and they couldn’t lift it up. They damaged the drive and the fence in the process, though, and when we got back from work one night they had tipped half of it out.’

Mrs Anderson and her husband, a department store general manager, her daughter Lyndsey, 20, and her two sons Michael, 19, and Robert-Lee, 14, said the experience had been a nightmare.

She said: ‘I had to keep explaining to people who were coming in for the wedding. We still had an amazing day but it put a bit of a damper on things.

‘We got back from the honeymoon and it was still there. All we wanted was another skip, we said we would transfer the bricks ourselves but we weren’t prepared to pay for another skip. It’s been a nightmare.’

Despite repeated attempts to contact them, no-one from Uxbridge Skip Hire was available for comment.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1213911/Couple-dispute-skip-hire-firm-return-home-tonnes-rubble-dumped-drive.html#ixzz2XQE4iiNn

 

Skip Hire Newcastle Jokes

Skip Hire Newcastle Jokes